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okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie





tastefullyoffensive:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs Sitting on Cats [video version]

Previously: Dogs Using Computers

I added a few more.





sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 









  • Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 







verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*




obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that