esexist:
#nofilter #nomakeup #nosociallife #nowilltolive
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
bikinimybottom:
if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
fuckyeahlaughters:
georje:
I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
cryingsoccerdad:
Literally what the fuck Ash